Fraud!

All hell has broken loose here as evidence has emerged that Jim and I may not have actually see the Loch Ness Monster.

A member of the public has sent in the attached photo and claims that I made the monster from a life buoy, fenders, a plank and skilful knot tying.

The local authorities have therefore called off the helicopter search for the monster and are not too pleased with us.

All I can say is that we still believe in what we saw and as Jim says "I know cos I was there!"